Thursday, February 14, 2008
Posted by .Succinct Ramblings. at 9:42 PM
Wednesday, February 13, 2008
So for the past 4.5 years of my life I have been 0nboard the big CVN76... and Wow has it been an interesting experiance. I am about to leave and I didn't think I'd be as sad as I find myself at times. I met a lot of great people in these years and have formed a lot of relationships that are just as close to me as family... and I want them to know, I'll miss them alot.
Ok enough for the soft moments.
I'm going to join culture shock dance studio. Get fit and try to convince Maleah that Go-Go dancing is a cool thing and she should mind it... at all. Do you think GoGo dancing is sleazy? I think it's an awesome way to network and get hooked up for fashion and makeup and shit... Even though i dont really do make up... LOL... But what woman doesn't LOVE the Camera?! Herro?!?!
Yea so about dance... I wanna be professional-ish... hahaha! Baggy pants... nice sneakers a beater and some tight abs.... I really am just in it for the Abs... I'm over the flab of 24. LMAO!
(__) 20 and now.... at 24 (__________) BOOOTAY! *shrugs*
Yea yea... so I'm going to feature on of my recent poems and hit you folks up later with an adventure.... until then...
Poem Preface: I tend to railroad my experiances in relationships together... borrowing moments and detatils from each... like a conglomorate of myself and the different woman i was with each... Here is my latest...
This was a trip i usually took on my own,
I was contemplating life and Tea when you
You were prettier than I had remembered, as our
What did we even argue about that day.
I never cleaned under the refridgerator,
We worked so far from one another like we'd slept
I thought of you every single millisecond
from every un-natural act, and so it seemed
You talk about how happy you are, your career, your wife
My eyes flood as you ramble on about whats-her-name
listen to the sky tell you of blue
You're beautiful. I break your sentence and
and left you. stutter stepping over your words
I tried to pretend to pretend to kiss you
Posted by .Succinct Ramblings. at 11:28 PM
...don't get drunk at Bourbon...buy Spasketti noodles and get into a fight with a crazy chick and her knife...
Ummm ch'yea... talk about a "Whoa WTF"...
So we meet the crew, as you will come to learn consists of the following
- me [tab]
"Ayo, I know you aint looking at my girls ass" says the Barbiturate dyke with the bull hair cut.
"What?...the fuuuuuuuck" I whisper to Maleah... as we walk by laughing....No one was looking at her boo in her dingy ass pajama pants.... chick are you fucking serious rightnow? I'm drunk... i can't focus on the sidewalk let alone..Ya'll.
"Ayo, dont be looking at my girls ass..." yells the Barbiturate dyke.
"What Bitch?! No one was lookin at your girl so you need to shut the fuck up" I yell in my best ghetto black girl voice...
"Yea Whatever home girl", snaps the Barbiturate dyke in her best ghetto black girl voice...
::PAUSE:: I think.... did this trick just mock me, in my best ghetto black girl thinking voice.... I KNOW THIS Female did not just mock me...
And that quick i wa sin her face and here comes Maleah with a flying pack of spasketti int he girls face... And when I tell you ALL HELL BROKE LOOSE.... it did... Scuffles.. and then...
"I GOT A KNIFE"....
WHAT?!?!?! The crazy Barbiturate dyke has a knife... and so... i immediately go into trained black belt mold... while i thrash this chick all about the sidewalk in the street finally ending with her head slamming against a brick wall leaving her a bit more than speechless.... LMAO! she was just gonna cut me?!? like tak my life over her girl friend plaid dingy pajama pants?! and the enitre time her girl is apologizing to us... and i'm thinking...
"chick if you dont take those sorry's and get your girl under control i'm going to put them somewhere for you..."
somewhere in there Melissa break a beer bottle straight Chicano style and puts it in the chicks face... but that moment is a blur... P.S. I love you Melissa:)
So the fight ends with the chick eating bricks and everyone scattering as 1....2...3 POLICE cars drive down the street. Where is Tabitha and Maleah you ask... in my car driving as fast as they could away from the scene.... Come to find out... they question everyone.... the girl get handcuffed...cited for the knife... and everyone shows back up at M and K's....
without the spasketti's but ONE HELL OF A FUXXIN STORY! And i was deemed "Knuckles" for the rest of the weekend.
Where are the camera crews when you need them?!
Posted by .Succinct Ramblings. at 4:20 AM
Ummm ok... so im thinking i might become slightly addicted to this blog... LOL and i'm wondering who is reading it. And I kinda am like... i wonder if people i know are reading my blogs and if they are....
If they are MY blogs are they allowed to be upset with me for saying something abou thtem that may not be "Top 8 Suitable?".... speaking of Myspace.... Who the Fuck lives and dies by that website....
*raises hand* Ummm yea I do... and i dont even know why... it like creeped out of no where. I remember BlackPlanet and Migente and how cool it was to have glittery Roses and falling graphics and shit... But Myspace... Talk about some Beyonce, Up grade Ya type of shit... Damn... you can post like 9487539875934753 pictures and just as many albums... post blogs.... and lose friends in the matter of an hour...
Friend 1: dude...so are we not cool anymore cuz...you took me out of your top 8
Friend 2: Are you kidding me... we've been friends since kindergarden?
Friend 1: Well we can't be friends unless i'm in your Top 4 atleast!
OMG! Myspace is eating up the world... Like job actually have a place on their applications for your myspace page... LOL! Dear Lord.... And the internet revolution! And hell yes I'm a Hypocrite! LOL!!
So.... Anyways. I have the best group of friends one could ask for. We are dysfunctional in a Osbourne kind of way but damnit.... I love them! With all my heart. We were trying to start a band.... Melissa being the Lead... Meg on guitar, Crystal on the drum and me with the vocals but everytime we go to practice we end up too drunk... hahahahaha! So it's been a long time coming.
Weird stuff: -My Boo has moments when Hyper is not the word so i find her with her pants pulled up to her neck walking around... it's adorable, really...believe me.
P.S. if you're wondering about the her part.... I'll explain that later but we're all smart cookies...or doughnuts or whatever....
Off to write another blog... and this one will be Funnay!
Posted by .Succinct Ramblings. at 4:08 AM
and so this is my first blog on here ever. And i'm excited. I keep trying to get everyone to do this with me this is turning out to be a veture all my own!
ONWARD TO THE GREAT BLOGGY WILDERNESS....and what nots... So I guess htis is the part where i probably should tell you things about myself that are important to know like...
My name is Tabitha. I'm 24.... I have a cat named Rainbow [who happens to be a fucking Queen Diva] and a Dog named Sebastian. I have a boo but later on we'll talk about.... i'm in the navy... (oooorah, or maybe not?) i don't care too much for the job but it pays the bills so none-the-less.... here we go!
So i'm sitting at work bored out of my fucking mind and decide that im going to order clothes off of Forever21.com.... yea ummmm charged me 298.68 but sent me no conformation and ummm has no history of my purchase....errrrr what the fuck fuckery.... but yea.... i freak out and go to call my bank, they say...
"Oh Hi Ms. Brown... Yes it charged your card twice but it's only on hold it hasn't been debited yet"
and i'm thinking, holy shit fuckery BATMAN.... i got GOT.... by the christians! LMAO! (reference the bible verse on there merchandise)
so.... now i have to wait on them to open beofre i can call and inquire to get half of the $600 accidental dollars spent... BACK. fa sho.
So as I mentionned I have a dog...well, who really is a puppy... well the little cute shit....likes to shit... a lot.... but only NEXT to his puppy pads... not on them... and i think he silently cracks the fuck up every damn time i clean it up... i'm his bitch yea.... no pun intended. My boo informed me he had his first hump yesterday! Horray My BOY! gettin it on and his balls haven't even dropped yet.... Whattya know!
What else... OH! DUH! I'm a poet on Hiphoppoetry.com under the pen name Succinct....
Anyhoot. I feel like i'm going to have a lot of fun bloggin here so stay tuned cuz my life should not only be recorded but i need a fucking production company. word.
M.I.A. "Big Stick"
slam dunk hoez.
Posted by .Succinct Ramblings. at 3:25 AM